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- school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
- school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
- school: eat 3 meals a day!
- school: you don't have time for breakfast if you want to get here on time, though. and here's lunch, it's cardboard.
- school: school is free!
- school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
- school: you earn the grades you get!
- school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
- school: respect your teachers.
- school: oh, but they don't have to respect you. even if you don't know the answer they can still call you out in front of the whole class. and don't forget, if you correct them, we'll lower your grade.
- school: everyone is an individual!
- school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
- school: balance your social life and academics.
- school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
- school: we accept all love!
- school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
- school: bullying is bad!
- school: but our teachers won't help you if you don't say anything.
- school: it's okay to be out sick.
- school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.
- school: act like adults.
- school: but we're going to treat you like children.
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Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.
I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
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My wrist.
It was clean until October of last year, when I decided I would kill myself. I started with the middle. Couldn’t cut deep enough to bleed out and just started hacking at my wrist because I was upset with my failure. I bled puddles onto the floor. Became dizzy and threw up twice. I felt panicky and terrified. Isn’t blood loss supposed to be a calming way to die?
I was horrified at what I had done. I thought it unlikely that I would bleed out but I started seeing black spots. I absolutely could not pass out there in my own vomit and blood, to have my parents find me in the morning.
I wrapped my wrist with a paper towel and went to wake my mom up. She could barely look at me without wanting to be sick and was crying. She never cries.
We drove to the emergency room at three in the morning. Got 17 stitches.
I will always remember hurting my parents like this; Being the cause of so much pain and and sleepless nights for them.
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IT’S A REAL WEBSITE X
I AM SO EXITED FOR THIS MOVIES YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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that moment when you met him and he told you he just wrote it one time when he had food poisoning….this article made me so emotional. even though i knew all about small bump, they completely knew exactly what to say to make me want to cry for sixteen more years
Here’s a link to the whole article. Don’t say I didn’t warn you that you’ll have tears streaming down your face before you reach the end of it.
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Hello Everyone, my name is Danny, I am Katelyn’s boyfriend. Late last night Katelyn was taken back into hospital from an overdose she had taken last week, her organs were shutting down slowly, yesterday, the hospital let her out, thinking everything was okay, but didn’t know she was in severe pain, Katelyn didn’t say anything, it was her ‘back-up plan’ to suicide. So shes drifting slowly, and the doctors said she will not make it. She will be missed, and I can’t cope without her here. I miss her so much already, and love her with every little bit of my heart. When she goes I don’t know what I will do, she is my perfect, sweet, loving girlfriend.
This photo was taken the day she came out of hospital.
I don’t care what fucking blog you have, you have to reblog this right now.
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Mark Parsons just tweeted this (x)
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On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face
Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment
everybody reblog this
spread the news
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